Judah Friedlander's eye was ripped out, and Henry Rollins just lost his pants. Now he's forced to wear pink sweats. The hero is dead, the kid got eaten, the blond keeps getting sprayed with blood and Jason Mewes lost his face. The bar is boarded up from the inside... except for the open window in the basement.
The monsters puke green (acid?), have doggy sex on the car and shit out a new baby.
Make sense so far?
"We need a radio".
"Upstairs in the back of the closet... little sliding door." (So you're forced to walk into a small dark space and spend time searching)
HOLY SHIT!!! Monster cock stuck in the door!
Feast is one of the best bad movies ever.
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What about Balthazar Getty?
I think you should play this at the next movie night...maybe I'll actually show.
Balthazar Getty is the one you want to die. But what happens to him?
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