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You ever get the feeling like you have something to say, but can't find any words? I have that problem all the time. There is a story I want to tell, but I cannot figure out where it begins. Instead I spend most nights watching dumbass shows on the television... and then I hear a quote like this:
"Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one, I would eat it."
Probably one of the best non Office or Earl quotes. Kudos, The Class, kudos.
Anyway, I spend most nights watching dumbass shows on television; feeling my brain slowly get eaten away by the faux laugh track. Honestly, I would like nothing more than to be one of the folks on these dumbass shows. When I gave up that dream, it didn't mean anything. I was young and stoned, I didn't care about much... didn't believe the people who told me never to give up my dreams. Instead, I sat down in front of a computer, and never looked up. Ten years later, and I am still looking at that computer screen. Sure, it is a much nicer screen and I get paid a lot more to do it, but it is still a computer screen (yes, yes, I do get the irony of complaining about sitting in front of a computer screen as I am sitting in front of a computer screen writing this).
I could sit here all night and find things to complain about in my life, but why? I got a night of bowling to hit. Let's see if I have anything worth saying next time I log onto this site. Maybe, bitch, maybe.